Maybe the Silliest Bumper Sticker Ever
It said, “My yellow lab is smarter than your honor student!”
Really? You’re kidding me, right? You actually thought that putting a bumper sticker on your car that read, “My yellow lab is smarter than your honor student” was a good idea? And it wasn’t even an old “beater” car, it was relatively new – which makes it even worse.
Maybe it’s my distaste for bumper stickers that’s got me all riled up. Growing up, whenever the folks would take us to the Black Hills on vacation, we would come home with a car literally plastered with bumper stickers. And guess who got to spend the next day getting them off the car without scratching the paint? ME.
Perhaps that’s part of the reason why I was “taken aback” by what I saw. I know you love your lab, and all, and you think he’s “so intelligent,” but come on, smarter than an honor student…?
The last time I checked, honor students DON’T EAT THEIR OWN POOP!