Maggie -

Why did the clock get arrested?  Because it "struck" 12.

Sam -

When are boxers like comedians?  When they have you in stitches.

Cool Cody -

What store do boys go to when they grow up?  Men-ards.

Smilin' Simon -

Who can serve ice cream faster than a speeding bullet?  Scooper Man.

Lausin -

How deep is a frog pond?  Knee-deep, knee-deep, knee-deep.

Hilarious Hunter -

Did you hear the joke about the roof?  Never mind, it's over your head.