Smilin' Simon -

What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit? - Straw-berries.

Lausin -

Why are pirates so good at singing? - Because they can hit the "High C's."

Hilarious Hunter -

Why didn't Dracula have any friends? - Because he was a "pain in the neck."

Ice Man Isaac -

How come the 12 year old couldn't get into the pirate movie? - Because it was rated "RRRRR."

Exciting Emma -

What did the traffic light say to the driver? - Don't look because I'm changing?