Kids’ Jokes – October 10, 2013
Blake the Great –
Why don’t mummies take vacations? Because they’re afraid they’ll relax and ‘unwind.’
What relative will help you when you have an infection? Auntie-biotics.
What can you find in the center of gravity? The letter ‘V.’
Smilin’ Simon –
What rock group has four men that don’t like to sing? Mount Rushmore.
Amazing Arvid –
Why did the frog cross the road? To get to the other ‘slide.’
What do you say to a frog that needs a ride? Hop in.
Cool Cody –
What does a plant drive? A Stem-i.