Smilin' Simon -

Why did the fish have a such a big phone bill?  Once he was on the line, he couldn't get off.

Maggie -

A horse was tied to a 15 foot rope, but he walked 30 feet, how could that be?  The rope wasn't tied to anything.

Cool Cody -

What does a man, getting married in Japan, never want to meet?  A bride-zilla.