I saw a story recently that made me shake my head in amazement. Again.

Seems Pizza Hut has been working on perfume, or cologne if you will, that smells like pizza.

The story in the New York Daily News says it all started out as a joke with Pizza Hut in Canada (no surprise there).

Somehow or other, somebody spent time working on it, perfected it (Really?) and it was made available to 110 people who asked for it. "Asked for it" is right.

"Eau de Dough?" Nope, but that would have been my choice. It was called "Eau de Pizza."

Now, I like pizza as much as anyone else, but I don't want to smell like it, and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to be around someone who did.

Can you imagine the police report?

"Subject was wearing Eau de Pizza and was bitten repeatedly by a total stranger who insisted on sprinkling the victim with parmesan cheese.