After weeks of thumbing through every media outlet to find a sports-related event you may have thought the end of your rope is nearing.

Nope, someone's million-dollar idea has gone one step further to keep you on the couch. And probably shelling out cash to wager a bet.

This is full-blown hilarious.

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