• What my Mom used to always say about singles bars.
  • How to figure out whether you should wear a sweatshirt or a windbreaker.
  • As an alternative to plastic surgery - glue on, plastic faces.

Plus, the regular stuff:

  • "The Good Morning Song" at 6:10
  • "Wake Up & Win" at 6:20
  • Todd Heitkamp at 7:10
  • "Kids Jokes" at 7:20