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National Underwear Day…Really?

I don’t know if you caught it or not, but the first Saturday in August is always “National Underwear Day.”  The reason for the day is to remind you to wear a “fresh pair of underwear.”  Really?  You’re telling me we need to designate an entire day to remind us to wear clean underwear?  Okay, I can see if we were still living in the “Old West” days and the nearest town was a week’s ride away.  But, come on.  In this day in age you can pick up a three-pack of undies for little or nothing at Sam’s Club.  I’ve heard of some Hollywood types who refuse to wear a pair of underwear more than once.  It’s a known fact that Jerry Lewis never wears a pair of socks more than once.  That may be taking it to the extreme.  I even had a listener call me up on the radio the other day and say he can get two days out of his skivvies by turning them inside-out.  All I could do was laugh and thank him for listening.  After I hung up, I thought to myself, “Icky.”  Well, special day or not, remember to wear a clean pair of underwear because, as my Grandma used to say, “You never know when you’re gonna be in an accident.”  And that brings to me another topic…words that make me smile, like “Underpants”…

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