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Main Street Cafe Early Morning Funny: No Bull

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Here’s today’s “Early Morning Funny” courtesy of listener Thadd:

A farmer recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull.  He put him out with the herd but all he wanted to do was eat grass.  He wouldn’t even look at a cow.  The farmer was beginning to suspect the bull wasn’t up to it, if that’s even possible with a bull.  Anyhow, the farmer had the vet come out and have a look at him.  The vet said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave the farmer some pills to feed the bull once a day.

Holy crap!  Within two days, the bull started to service every single cow in the herd.  He even broke through the fence and bred all the neighbor’s cows.  The bull wanted to breed everything in sight – it was almost like he was a machine!

When asked about his situation at the local cafe, the farmer responded that he didn’t know what the heck was in those pills that the vet gave him for his bull – but they kinda taste like peppermint!

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