Kids’ Jokes – October 8, 2013
Cool Cody -
What do you use in October to fill your bicycle tire? A pump-kin.
Smilin’ Simon -
What is a balloon’s least favorite school activity? A pop quiz.
What did the rug say to the floor? Don’t move, I have you covered.
When can you jump over three men without getting up? When you’re playing checkers.
Where does a T-Rex go for a vacation? To the Dino-shore.
Ice Man Isaac -
What is a skunk worth? Just one scent.
Goofy Grant -
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An in-vest-a-gator.