Kids’ Jokes – Tuesday October 29, 2013
Cool Cody -
Where does the farmer go to have fun? The corn-ival.
Why did the math book go see the doctor? Because it had problems.
Smilin’ Simon -
What do you get when you cross an alarm clock with a boom box? A headache.
Exciting Emma -
Where do polar bears go to vote? To the North Poll.
Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed.
Hilarious Hunter -
What did the typewriter say to the typist? Be careful, you’re pushing my buttons.