Kids’ Jokes – Tuesday October 15, 2013
Hilarious Hunter -
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
What do you call a peanut in space? An astro-nut.
Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke? Because you might crack it up.
Why should you never tell a secret on the farm? Because corn has ears and potatoes have eyes.
Smilin’ Simon -
What word starts with an “e”, ends with an “e” and contains only one letter? An envelope.