Kids’ Jokes – Monday December 2, 2013
Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor? Because he was felling a bit “jumpy.”
Why did the turkey go to the hospital? Because he had one foot in the “grave-y.”
Smilin’ Simon -
What do you call a dinosaur with carrots in his ears? Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
Cool Cody -
What did the grass say to the weed? How are you “dew-ing.”