Blake the Great -

Why did the headless horseman go into business?  He wanted to "get ahead" in life.

Smilin' Simon -

What is the best way to get breakfast in bed?  Sleep in the kitchen.

Sam -

Why did the scientist pinch the waitress?  He wanted to see some flying saucers.

Maggie -

What is a shotgun?  A worn out rifle.

Lausin -

Why couldn't the snake talk?  He had a frog in his throat.

Hilarious Hunter -

What do prisoners use to call each other?  Cell phones.