Kids’ Jokes – October 4, 2013
Blake the Great -
Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to “get ahead” in life.
Smilin’ Simon -
What is the best way to get breakfast in bed? Sleep in the kitchen.
Why did the scientist pinch the waitress? He wanted to see some flying saucers.
What is a shotgun? A worn out rifle.
Why couldn’t the snake talk? He had a frog in his throat.
Hilarious Hunter -
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.