Maggie -

What did the coach say when his entire team came down with the flu?  Win a "flu," lose a "flu."

Ha Ha Hannah -

What do you call a train that sneezes?  A a a choo train.

Smilin' Simon -

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?  Because it contained 24 "carrots."

Cool Cody -

Where does the F.B.I. get their mail?  Through "Fed"-Ex.