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Over the years, I’ve always prided myself on being up front and honest with my radio listeners.

Okay, time to be upfront and honest…I’m writing about ‘having nothing to write about.’

I am completely brain dead.  Maybe it’s the time of the year, maybe it’s a Friday thing – I don’t know.

Management likes us to write a little something everyday to put on the website…but today I got nothing.

The computer that records my Kids Jokes every morning is on the fritz, so I can’t upload today’s jokes to the website – my favorite pen ran out of ink while I was on the air…

And then to top it off, my brain decided to check-out early for the weekend and is already off in la-la land.

To prove my point, here are just some of the things that have “crossed my mind” over the past few minutes:

  • Christmas lights
  • Golf
  • The song “Silent Night”
  • Motorcycles
  • Boxing Gloves
  • Buying a new grip pliers
  • Horseshoes
  • Kleenex
  • Finding a new key chain
  • Words that make me laugh (“Ointment” for example)
  • Tooth brushes
  • Air compressors
  • Tire gauges
  • Scotch tape
  • Extension cords
  • Light bulbs
  • My favorite TV show “Sons of Anarchy”
  • The copy machine
  • Buying a 2013 calendar
  • Chap-stick
  • Knickers (as in golf pants)
  • Getting new socks

I could go on and on, but as you can see – I got nothing.

Know what?  I think I’ll just wrap things up and promise to do better next week.

See you Monday.


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