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Harry Styles Might Have Dumped Taylor Swift for Being Too Prude

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Harry Styles was rumored to be heartbroken over his split with Taylor Swift, but it turns out he may have just had a whole lot of sexual frustration.

After dating Swift for roughly three months — her average relationship shelf-life — Styles reportedly got pretty upset that she still wouldn’t put out. What, you mean 18-year-old guys aren’t just content with holding hands at the zoo?

Bastion of truth Radar Online reports that Styles found Swift to be “asexual.”

Apparently Swifty doesn’t move too swiftly in the bedroom because she’s worried about her carefully calculated sweetheart image.

“Taylor is so concerned that the public will think she’s a whore because she dates around, that she doesn’t put out,” a source told Radar. “What she doesn’t get is that the guys keep dumping her because she’s being a prude.”

“Harry found Taylor a little sexually uninterested,” the insider continued. “While it was clear she obviously had a thing for Harry, Taylor didn’t want to put out as often as he would’ve liked. Harry is a young boy, with ladies throwing themselves at him and has had a string of relationships with older women. It’s no secret he’s sexually active and is enjoying his fame at the moment. But Taylor just wasn’t up for it as much as he is. They were sexually incompatible.”

Basically: Hazza knew he could get it elsewhere, so he decided to cut her loose.

“Having a clean and wholesome reputation is super important to Taylor,” the source added. “She puts herself in these stupid situations but then honestly can’t understand why she’s getting such a shabby reputation.”

Aside from being “sexually incompatible,” the couple were just very different as people. “Harry wants to go out to fancy bars and clubs and enjoy being young — but Taylor’s more of a homebody and all she would talk about was antiques! It drove him crazy, so he gave her the elbow!”

Is anyone surprised? Chick has a giant birdcage in her house.

“Taylor was beyond obsessed with Harry and she was over the moon when he agreed to take their relationship public,” the source concluded, “but he was over it before it ever really even began.”

This is all just another day, another dollar for Swift, who may or may not have often pointed out how much more rich and famous she is than her One Direction beau.

But of course since she’s already in the studio recording a song about the failed relationship, it really didn’t fail at all.

Next: See Taylor Swift Without Makeup

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