If you listen to the Main Street Cafe, you know my passion for riding motorcycle.

Often times, when I don't have anything else to do, I'll check the internet for motorcycles that are for sale.

This ad I found in the Farmington, Utah newspaper:

For sale:  2006 Suzuki GSXR 1000, Bike is in perfect condition, Only has 1000 miles on it and has had its 500 mile dealer service done, It was used as a commuter bike, I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife.  Apparently, "Do whatever the heck you want" doesn't mean what I thought.  Call Steve at (801)___-____.

Coincidentally, the first American newspaper was published on September 25, 1690.