Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
Keep Your Family From Finding Your ‘Adult Film Collection’ Collection After You Die
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New Beer Flavor Wheel for Real Beer Drinkers
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Man Written Up at Work For Farting Too Much
Well, that stinks! Now you can be written up farting too much around the office.
Study Shows Men Ignore Condom Sizes
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Brothel Owner Recommends Legalized Prostitution to Fix Economy
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Woman Calls the Cops on Salvation Army Bell Ringer
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