John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
‘Frozen’ Recut as a Horror Film Will Send Chills Up Your Spine
You think you might have seen all there is to see of 'Frozen,' but you haven't seen anything until you've seen it recut as a horror movie.
Frozen with Censored Scenes Really Lets It Go
Disney's 'Frozen' just got released on digital download, so fans everywhere are letting it go. But how much funnier would the movie be with unnecessary censorship?
What This Whale Does is Both Surprising and Funny
When one encounters a majestic beast such as a whale in the wild, the experience is usually awe-inspiring. That wasn't the case for this lady.
Vanilla Ice Resurrects “Go Ninja, Go” for Mac & Cheese
It's been years since the magical words "go ninja, go" have been uttered, but Vanilla Ice has given them new life in a Kraft Macaroni and Cheese commercial.
Goats Balancing on Steel Ribbon will Mesmerize You
So these goats balancing on a flexible steel ribbon is a thing.
These Ping Pong Trick Shots are Insane
What do you get when you combine Pringles cans, ping pong balls and a bunch of dudes with cameras? An amazing collection of ping pong trick shots.
Watch Real People Participate in a Fake Torch Run
It's the middle of the day in Manhattan and a runner, all clad in white and holding a torch comes up to you, urging you to finish her run because she's injured. What do you do.
Fall in Love with the 7 Greatest Sports Marriage Proposals
Valentine's Day might be over, but the love is still overflowing. Watch this video featuring seven of the best sports marriage proposals ever.
How to Order from the Chipotle Secret Menu
Fast food is a glorious thing. And we're big fans of fast food from Chipotle. But what's better than the menu at Chipotle? The secret menu at Chipotle.
Don’t Blink or You’ll Miss What Happens to These Corvettes
You have to pay close attention to this security footage at the Corvette Museum, or else you'll miss the shocker that happens!