Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
Guy on Radio Admits Nailing Bully’s Mom 20 Years Later for Sweet Revenge
Revenge is a dish best served on a radio station for thousands to hear.
Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available
Not since Netflix and chill have two wonderful things like this come together.
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
Terrible Threesome Ends With 2 Women Breaking Multiple Bones
Well, this gives new meaning to the phrase "love hurts."
Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’
This is basically the adult version of a kids' treehouse with a "No Girls Allowed" sign outside of it.
Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested
This guy's attempt at shaving is half-hearted.
Thirsty Traveler Checks In His One Can of Beer at Airport
This guy went to some great lengths to keep his beer. And by lengths, we mean (frequent flyer) miles.