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‘American Psycho’ Is 1,000 Times Better With ‘Pokemon’
Here's a video because, hey, why not? You probably remember the business card scene from 'American Psycho,' with all the different shades of off-white. Here it is again, only they're comparing Pokemon cards.
This is Easily the Lamest ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Fail Ever
Wow. This lady is going to have to attribute this to sheer panic, because this is just about the most unhip 'Wheel of Fortune' blunder ever. It's one thing to make a mistake. It's an entirely different thing to think 'I Have the Wine' is a song by Johnny Cash...
Video of Mouse Being Released Into Wild Doesn’t End Well
We commend these guys for humanely trapping and releasing a mouse. Too bad their plan backfired so very, very quickly. Seconds after being set loose in a field, a hawk swoops up and grabs it. Their reaction is priceless. So much hard work for nothing...
Maude Apatow Nails Kardashian Impression in Deleted ‘This Is 40′ Scene
It might be hard to believe that scenes were actually cut from the 134-minute-long movie 'This is 40,' but apparently it could have been even longer. Here is a deleted scene that features Maude Apatow's spot on impression of all the Kardashians.
Brace Yourself, the Flu Season Memes Are Here
It's that time of year, when you give everybody who coughs on the train a dirty look and tie your hands to your waist with elastic to keep from accidentally touching your face until you've had a chance to wash them under soap and water for at least three minutes. That's righ…
Fiat Introduces Some Friendly Sisters For Their 2013 Super Bowl Commercial
There's a lot to be learned from this commercial from Fiat slated for the 2013 Super Bowl. For example, Fiats have trunks now.
Watch Intense Footage of a Hot Air Balloon Wedding Gone Terribly Wrong
Most of the time our fear of heights is ridiculous. We can admit that. This time, however ... BOOM! WE KNEW IT! AIN'T NOBODY SHOULD BE GETTING MARRIED IN A HOT AIR BALLOON!
Fiat Abarth Goes Topless for Super Bowl 2013 Commercial
Fiat decided to fill us all with mixed emotions with this commercial for the 2013 Super Bowl. On the one hand, you have a terrifying, venomous scorpion. On the other hand, boobs.
Fred Flintstone Replaced by Wrestler John Cena – Watch the Best Fruity Pebbles Commercials
Apparently kids need more "variety" today. That is one of the reasons why Fred Flintstone has been replaced by a professional wrestler on the Fruity Pebbles box. Although it is a "limited" run (only four million boxes), apparently John Cena is just the first …
Brave Man Demonstrates 100 Worst Pickup Lines Ever
Bless this brave, Australian man -- he has done a service for us all. Here is a video where he says 100 of the worst pickup lines imaginable to women, with varying degrees of rejection resulting.