Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
You Know You’re Eating at a Bad Restaurant When…
You want to fill your stomach, not turn it.
Cop Sprayed With 1,000 Pounds of Beer When Truck Overturns
This isn't what they mean by "bottle necking" on the road.
You Know What Ruins a Marriage Proposal? Vomit.
If you spew chunks right after popping the question, maybe marriage isn't for you.
Distraught Student Blames Breakup for Failing to Do Her Homework
"My dog ate my homework" is just so passe.
Superfit Man, 90, Does More Pull-Ups Than You Ever Will
Man, the senior citizens of the world are kicking our butts.
8-Year-Old Hockey Goalie Has Sweet Sweet Dance Moves
Get this kid off the ice and onto the dance floor.
115-Mile-Per-Hour Truck Flies Full-On ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ During Chase
You may not know this, but cars are best suited to stay on the ground. But when they take to the sky, it sure is something to see.
Pizza Hut Now Lets You Order With Your Shoes
Here's great news for anyone to lazy to get out of their chair to get food.
99-Year-Old Gets Arrested to Polish Off Bucket List
It was a trip to the slammer nearly a century in the making.
Bees Living in a Shower Head Is Your New Nightmare
It's the most frightening thing to happen in a shower since "Psycho."