Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Don’t You Just Hate When the Minister Vomits in the Middle of Your Wedding Vows?
"I do" met "I spew."
Alcoholics, Rejoice — The 1,000-Pack of Beer Has Arrived
There's buying in bulk and then there's this.
Swoon-Worthy Vet Serenades Anxious Dog Going Into Surgery
You won't find too many vets like this one.
Husband Wakes Up Wife on Her Birthday With Orchestra Playing ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Theme
As far as romantic gestures go, this one is pretty, pretty, pretty good.
World’s Saddest Hooker Offers Sex for Chicken McNuggets
McNuggets have met McLovin'.
Behold the Mind-Boggling Things That Happen in One Minute
Sixty seconds. A quick period of time or an endless eternity, depending on your point of view.
This Screaming-Sounding Vacuum May Be Terrified of Itself
This is the most unusual thing about a vacuum since the decision to spell it with two consecutive u's.
Fitness-Mad Robber Stretches Before Knocking Over Dunkin’ Donuts
You gotta be in shape if you're gonna be on the run.
$425 Jeans With Fake Mud Are an Utter Abomination of Taste
Fashion statement meets bank statement.
Imbecile Fakes Hijacking Story to Get Out of Vacation with Mistress
The only thing that blew up was this guy's plans, right in his face.